Hi there marketing types. What about a new Fresh Jazzy fragrance for young men who spray badly thought out pseudonyms round the back of the shops after a vodka and red bull session? A fragrance that sums up their desire to be creative and your desire to make sure they buy useless tat like this imaginary (at time of going to press) body spray. It’s in the shape of a spray can for paint! Rad! It even has a little rattly ball inside! Graffito your own body! Express yourself! Write your own urban script!