It’s a sort of garden company. Get your hedge trimmed you weed.
You gotta be careful you goof brains. The phone you read your 5G conspiracies on is likely infected with an asymptomatic strain of the millennium bug. The only solution is to inject yourself with microchips. And… that Bill Gates wants to charge you for every time you use a gate. Curses!
So, I’ve been doing some camouflage patterns for Krom Kendama.
And that pattern is kind of a 3D structure with shading. It was a real cerebellumfucker to get to make a proper repeat in both directions. But it’s perfect. And my brain is diced and deep-fried. But the result is divine and cosmic. And then there’s the crazy prog-rock waveform weaving it’s way round the drifting globe.
So, in collaboration with the world’s best Kendama company I have made this series of 3 kendamas. You are suitably impressed.
I made this image as part of the show.
A set of 24 classic Menko cards for Black Humours Japan – coming 2020.
You read too much news…
They said do something crazy. They said take a risk. They said push the boundaries. OK I said.
New video for Mr. Koifish with Philip Piaget
I did this art event where I drew a ‘Cosmic Manifestation’ of their breasts or penis as a kind of one-on-one performance. It was inspired/stolen from Ken Kagami’s similar works. It was interesting because in retrospect I wish I’d offered to draw women’s genitals as well instead of their breasts. It seemed like a lopsided concept to do it the way I did. Many thanks to all that played along.
I made these cool stickers for Omnium Cargo – the world’s best bike company.
‘Give Me My Dream Job’ is part of an ongoing series.
My dream job would be to design a new ‘Artist Decorated’ cake every day for a baker like the one featured in this video. I could draw new designs on the computer and have the bakery do an exhibition of my cake based ‘Limited Edition’. Artist and robots in perfect harmony. Better than doing screenprints.
Art with a shelf life…
This would be me in the shower cap.
So, don’t waste any time robotic cake decorating factories. You’ve got my number, let’s talk cake art.
Here’s some stills and a short clip of some watercolour typography which is animated and also kind of 3D (eat me Avatar). I did keyframes and design while Waverly Films NYC did the actual compositing and After Effects slavery. Thanks for that!
OK, this is ‘Give Me My Dream Job’ – a new series of posts on my blog.
In each post I’m going to outline a project I’d like to do, accompanied by reference material stolen from the internet.
This is the first one. Part 01 if you like.
My Dream Job Would Be: Designing An Erotic Watch.
OK Watch Companies – The Ball’s In Your Court. You’ve got my number.
This a sexy Japanese porno watch:
And some tits that James Bond has spotted on his wristwatch.
New illustration for Soundvenue – Scandinavia’s BEST music magazine.
Also available as a poster from their shop: