Family Crests on Request – PICK ME UP 29th March

Yo! Heraldry Fans. Yeah!

All day (from 2pm) and all night long (until 9pm) at night on Thursday 29th March 2012

NOTE: Entrance is on Victoria Embankment at the lower level – not at the Strand entrance. Nearest tubes are Temple and Embankment.

I will be appearing LIVE (like Rock n’ Roll) and drawing your family crest for you, in whatever way I damn well please. We’ll be concentrating on reality, fun and the future and disregarding your family’s chequered past as vagabonds, weasel hustlers, dung polishers, hog warblers and royalists.

It’s free! Kind of. You’ll get a crest for free. You have to pay £6 or £8 (depending on whether you are middle class or upper class) to get into the whole Pick Me Up event. But then you get to see a heap of exhibitions by great people, and also swan about in the grand buildings etc fantasising about being an aristocrat or tax collector. There will be cappuccino for those with pocket money. Also, I’ll be selling signed posters in the shop and a new book specially published for the event. Woop Woop.

To book tickets – click here
What’s on at Pick Me Up – click here

Also! NEW BOOK! Specially for the event. 20 copies only. From the shop at the event. £4.50


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