Give Me My Dream Job – Car Disguise Patterns

‘Give Me My Dream Job’ is part of an ongoing series.

My Dream Job would be designing the camoflague patterns for new car prototypes. The existing ones are crappy boring. Come on now I mean – look at these poor examples. It’s a wasted opportunity. At the moment it’s all ‘wiggly worms’, bad spandex disco pants etc.

So, come on car companies, you need a professional image maker on this one… the ball is in your court. My phone number is on the sidebar.

Make that call.


Here’s some of mine – in association with Ben Wilson Design.


No way