Home Office – Backing Up Britain!

In the British Government’s Home Office, the home Secretary, a person called Teresa May, has a plan to keep a copy of all the emails in Britain. She’s a brave lady – I already filled up two hard drives in my own Home Office – she’s going to need to order a whole heap of those cheap 1TB hard-drives. Also, if you are keeping all the emails in Britain on a hard-drive (or maybe two or three as they build up) then be sure to put a bit of tape over the power socket to make sure the cleaner doesn’t unplug everything when they do the hoovering.

Read about the plan to keep a back-up of everything here

I’m never coming back to social media. The only way to get my absolutely crazy shit is by joining THE LIST:

 

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